When the son of our very own late Prime Minister, Rajeev Gandhi was introduced to the world, we thought, we got a new successor to the Gandhi dynasty and of course for Congress. But, for all who thought that Rahul Gandhi was the future of Indian politics, we had nothing but get disappointed because instead of a leader we got mommy Soniya’s idiot and useless son ‘Pappu’. Well, and if you wanna check some adventurous side and bravery of this Gandhi kin, then you must check out the listicle and ROFL.
1. Sleeping or Meditation?
Well, it is easy to doze anywhere, but it takes courage for someone to take a nap in a Parliament session and that too when you are being aired on a national television. And Rahul being a smart ass, though he was actually sleeping, he told us that he was doing meditation and that bafoon thought we believed him.
2. Jai Hanuman
When Hanuman donned a Gada, we admired our superhero but when our very own Pappu decided to follow in his shoes, he looked more like a gadha! I hope you’ve understood what we meant.
3. Mamma’s Boy!
The world is busy dating and some are on the verge of getting married. But, who will tell Rahul that he should also get hitched? And when momma Soniya thought that her dear son was chatting with a girl, that idiot was actually playing Candy crush.
4. Bhai ka fan
Jab Salman said, “Ek baar jo maine commitment kit oh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta,” tab his statement sounded like Dabanng, But, when Rahul Gandhi voiced his commitment, we couldn’t control our laughter as he still hasn’t stood by any!
5. Gosh! He also thinks!
It was indeed a shock for us when we found that Rahul has brains and he also uses them to think. And the most amazing part was that NASA came down to India as they wanted to research on this alien discovery.
6. Mr. Bean?
Remember getting annoyed by Mr.Bean. Dude that man always got on my nerves, yet we loved him. But, what you wanna say of our Indian version of Mr.Bean? I think Mr. Bean was also not that dumb.
7. Bhangara was introduced by him
We all are acquainted with Rahul’s awesomeness, but we just discovered that Rahul also knows to dance and that too Bhangra. But, when we decided to make him groove to this desi dance, Yo Yo Honey Singh and Baadshah got offended. Also, Daler Mehndi and Mika were all set to lodge a complaint against Rahul because they thought even Santa Banta knew what Bhangra is!!!
8. Ek Chutki Sindoor
When Deepika Padukone had that ‘EK Chutki Sindoor’ moment, she made everyone fall in love with her. But, imagine Rahulji enacting Deepy?? God... It looked like he was expecting to be cast in Om Shanti Om 2??? Farah… We hope you’ve seen it…
9. He is popular among women!
That day when I heard my maid praising Rahul Gandhi, I thought at least those kaamwalis are a huge fan of pappu bichaara. But, when we came across this picture of his, it was more of Rahul being the best sorority sister Gauri’s ever had..
10. And they say, we copied in exams
Years back in school, when teacher used to scold us for peeping into our neighbors answer paper, we were like, ‘Mam, we aren’t copying!’ Well, all high school teachers must check out this picture of Rahul Gandhi who even copies his speech from his phone!!!
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